vaginaxweekend:

Iā€™m extremely shy and reserved and I constantly have resting bitch face =the reason I have no friends or canā€™t make friends .

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creepermanuel:

I need a lot of beer and pizza.

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theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

queenofbeerss:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

then the liquor store

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ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

shaky:

Iā€™m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while Iā€™m married to my career

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I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

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